Nice things to whisper when hugging someone

damonssalvatoree:

yogurtville:

-you smell different when you’re awake
-please help me (then smile as if nothing happened)
-soon
-you have lovely skin, I can’t wait to wear it
-your hair tastes like strawberries
-tonight….you.
-he knows, don’t go home.
-I always knew you would die in my arms
-every time I poop I think of you
-no one will ever believe you
-yessssssssssssss
-I killed mufasa
-I bet you didn’t feel me lick your ear
-mother told me it would be like this

-hail hydra

(via kili-fili-thorin)

skysignal:

emilianadarling:

kidcthulhu:

I felt this needed to exist. 

#you tried tony #you tried

it’s back on my dash ^_^

(via kili-fili-thorin)

skysignal:

emilianadarling:

kidcthulhu:

I felt this needed to exist. 

#you tried tony #you tried

it’s back on my dash ^_^

(via kili-fili-thorin)

airoe:

regigigas-fils-aime:

I AM 1,000% ALL ABOUT FARM MEMES

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(via mushycore)

falling-in-love-with-fandoms:

#CHANDLER WAS SUCH A GOOD FRIEND

(Source: drake-ramoray, via through-sin-n-self-destruction)

psychoticmist:

if you ever feel bad about yourself remember that george bush was once informed that 4 brazilian people were killed in iraq and he responded ‘how many is a brazilian’

(via through-sin-n-self-destruction)

vegay:

sometimes im like yeah but most of the time im like no

(Source: plnts, via through-sin-n-self-destruction)

pissedachios:

pissedachios:

What did the blanket say when it fell off the bed?

oh sheet

(via through-sin-n-self-destruction)

Harry Potter locations

(Source: ofabeautifulnight, via through-sin-n-self-destruction)